Make a statement in a different kind of camo: meet the Unsimply Stitched Camo Trunk.

Ultra-soft yet genuinely durable, this trunk will make him stand at attention. The low-rise silhouette lengthens the look of your torso and leaves little to the imagination — just the way we like it. You’ve got a no-fly contoured pouch to keep your soldier safe and sound (and your thighs safe from chafing) through the bootcamp we call life. An elegant elastic waistband brings it all together with the usual “UNSIMPLY STITCHED” lettering.

It’s not often you find camo in these cool tones, and we’re all about a creative refresh. At 95 percent cotton, you’ve got a lot to love in this breathable, hypoallergenic pair. We’d make some pun about enlisting, but let’s make love, not war, boys.

• Low-rise fit — sits just below your natural waistline
• Ultra-soft feel — cotton gets the job done
• Contoured pouch — supportive and flattering
• Elastic waistband — bold and branded